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Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Bruce, I'm
sorry.

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I'll see you later.

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Hold on.

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Hi. Mom.

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So we have a long time for today.

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Um, I think that we're going to start
off by going to the mall because there's

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like a few shirts I need to pick up that
I ordered.

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Um, and I know that you said that you
wanted to go surfing, right?

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Yeah, the beach.

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Yeah, we're going to go to the beach.

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Um, are there any errands I need to, uh,
run while we're out for you?

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Some more energy drinks.

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I need

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my energy

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mom.

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Alright, let's do this.

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Are your wrists feeling any better
today?

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Somewhat. They still hurt, don't they?

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Perfect.

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Even that band -loader tickled.

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Can't get enough of it.

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Okay, so this is normal.

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We're both adults.

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There's nothing sexual. I'm just trying
to get my voice in.

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Yeah, it's just kind of weird.

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It almost shouldn't be happening like
that.

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And the skirt is all wet.

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Is that anything for my boy?

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Sorry, Bosco.

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That's okay.

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It's perfectly natural.

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Alright, so, um... I actually want to
talk to you about something.

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Yeah. I noticed yesterday, and today,
actually, you had an erection.

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I'm sorry about that.

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No,

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that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Actually, what I wanted to say is that I

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with your wrist hurting, the size of
your hurting, I'm pretty sure that you

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to relieve some pressure.

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It's coming off for conversation.

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Oh, that's okay. No, it's perfectly
normal. It's perfectly natural.

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But I want to help you with that.

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What do you mean help you with that?

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I can just help you relieve, like, the
pressure that's building up and just

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you out with it. And, you know, I
didn't, you know, I just want to jerk it

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for you and make you feel a little
better, make you more comfortable.

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Really? Yeah, I mean.

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No, no. No, that thing is not like, I'm
not, like, trying to, like, hit on you.

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I just want to help you. You're my son.
I just really want to do this for you.

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What do you mean?

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Just say yes. Come on.

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It's not like it's perfectly normal.

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You need to just help me out, right?

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Yeah, of course.

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I've been getting headaches.

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Really? Can you feel it? Well, now I
just want to be really comfortable.

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Okay,

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so if you need me to do this again, just
let me know. I'm glad to help you.

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Oh, this is their hands, y 'all.

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Okay. Thanks, Mom.

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Did you want me to help you again?

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Really?

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Well, I mean, I know of the health law
yesterday, so I wouldn't mind.

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Yeah, but could you sing a little?

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Okay.

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God, Burt, you didn't warn me. I'm
sorry.

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I didn't even expect it.

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No, it's okay. It's okay.

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Wow.

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Yeah, you definitely need to get me a
note this time.

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I'm a mess.

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Hey, Bruce.

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Hey, Mom.

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Sorry to help you out in the shower.

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That's not true.

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I'm hanging out in a little bit, but if
you want, I can help you out right here

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in the shower.

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Yeah, of course, Mom. Okay.

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I mean, you're okay with this, right?

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That's okay.

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I get it.

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I just don't want to be gone hungry.

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I'm just trying to have a good time.

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Hurry, I'm not gonna do anything, so.

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Yeah, you're so soft.

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You really are.

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Sorry.

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I'm so sorry, Mom. That's okay. I didn't
have anything on me. It's okay. I mean,

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we just need to figure something else
out, though, because I have a big,

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mouth, and I'm doing so, so very, very
bad.

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That was everywhere, all over me. Okay,
so next time, either I have to take the

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shirt off or we can just have something
because I'm doing so much laundry.

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This is ridiculous.

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I'll make sure I remind you before we
start then.

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Alright, let's clean up.

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No, I'm too tired. I'm too tired.

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No, I'll be fine.

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I know.

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Hey, Bruce.

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Hey, Mom.

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Thanks for helping out today.

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Yeah, no, it's okay. We'll see you.

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Yeah, I'm so tired, but I feel like it's
going to be okay out here.

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Man, I've been so tired since such a
long day.

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You know, I'm so tired. Is there
anything I can do to speed this up?

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Um, I mean, remember the other day when
you said, uh, you were too mighty to

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take off your shirt or to put a penis up
on?

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Why don't you do that?

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00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,080
Oh, man, I just want to see it.

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How am I going to find that?

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Okay, I'm just going to take my top off.

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Don't look.

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Don't look.

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Don't look.

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Don't look.

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I don't know if I've done that.

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I don't know if I've done that.

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I really hope that this doesn't bother
you, you know, with my breasts exposed.

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No, it really doesn't bother me that
much.

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Okay.

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And I just want to help you.

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You're not supposed to be looking.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't really think it's awkward.

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All right.

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Be nice, son.

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Hey, Bruce.

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Hey, Mom.

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Um, do you want me to help you out?

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Um, yeah.

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Push it.

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Grab it.

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Grab it.

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Are you feeling any better?

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I'm just still really sore.

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Yeah. I can. I still can't write.

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That's okay. That's okay.

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Hey, Mom, before you start, I don't want
to get your nightgown dirty. Do you

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want to go ahead and take that off? I'm
going to start closing my eyes. Okay,

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okay.

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I'll just close them.

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Whatever, I mean, it's okay. You can
look at them.

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I mean, you might as well listen to a
review.

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I mean, I may not have the biggest tits,
but they're perky, and I think they fit

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my frame, my petite frame.

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So I guess you can just look.

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Hey Bruce.

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Hello.

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So are you ready for help?

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Yeah.

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Yeah? That time already?

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That's great.

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Okay.

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I can see you're able to move your wrist
now. That's a plus.

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I'm getting there, yeah. Good, good.

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00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:22,370
So, um, what are your plans later?

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Uh, I'm supposed to hang out with my
friends a little later and, um, play

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Xbox or something.

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00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:33,170
Okay, just be careful. Okay, just be
careful with your wrist. I know that,

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you know, playing games, you move them a
lot better.

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Let me take this off really fast.

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I need to get my underclothes messy.

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I need to improve my mood too.

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Um, so mom, I mean, yeah, I mean, this
has been, you know, great and all.

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You know, I really appreciate it.

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00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:09,440
I just don't feel like it's worth it. I
don't want you to feel like I'm a

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pervert, but... You don't want me to?

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00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:16,620
No, no, no, it's not that. I was going
to say, I mean, don't take the wrong

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00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:22,880
but... Um, and, I mean, would you,
instead of giving me a handjob, you

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maybe give me a fellatio?

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00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:26,220
I'm sorry, what?

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Okay. I mean... Honestly, you're
crossing the line. I'm your mother. I

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that to you. I'm sorry. I'm... No.

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That's too far.

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I know it took a lot of courage for you
to ask me that.

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I reacted harshly, but Isaac made up
too.

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Ugh.

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It is okay that I'm doing this, right?

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00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:29,840
Yeah, no, it's fine.

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Allah.

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Yeah.

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00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,000
Maybe I could help you, son.

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00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:30,190
Do you think it would be okay if I,
like, put my hand on your head and guide

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your head?

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00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,650
Yeah, that's fine, yeah.

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Whatever, you know, makes it easier for
you.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:53,010
Sorry, I'm just...

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00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,020
I'm just not used to feeling these here.

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00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
Oh, God.

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I'm going to go wash up.

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00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:30,729
I'm four.

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00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:31,770
You don't think I'm a strip poker?

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00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,090
You're a strip poker?

196
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,130
Yeah.

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00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,920
I should have warned you that I suck at
poker.

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00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,700
Why did you want to play?

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00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,300
That boy hugged.

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00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,520
I guess so.

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00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Wait, is there another round?

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00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,160
Yeah, do a curveball.

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00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,040
At least you're trying to do.

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00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,280
So do you have one?

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00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,360
I don't know. I think you're bluffing.

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00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:37,660
You don't have anything.

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00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,700
I definitely do have a great hand. I
don't know why you didn't fold earlier.

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00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,860
No, you don't have a great hand. Because
I have the best hands right here in

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front of me.

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00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,680
Do you know how to play poker?

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00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,620
I'm learning quickly.

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00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:53,900
What do you got there, mom?

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I'm a queen.

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I'm a queen.

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00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:59,940
Good job. So, show me.

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00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,960
Oh, well, yeah, you do have a really
good hand, but, uh, yeah, now you have

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times.

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I'm getting that ten.

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00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,420
Well, you know what that means.

220
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,480
Yeah. Looks like you have to come back
over here.

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Maybe I'm losing the focus.

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00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:57,650
You are going to have to owe me one
really great Mother's Day card this